Smile: its the best revenge.

obnoxiousc: paragonpostcards: Literally the American...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:24:31 -0700

paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

Every employment system in the world. Just tell them that you can work there for free, no one says no to that, after working for 2 weeks you go to a new place, say the same thing. do this to 3 places and bam you got exp

THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER!!! everywhere i apply.. ” sorry you need experience” well fuck you.

deanosaurussex: m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:42:53 -0700

deanosaurussex:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

Which makes it the perfect insult if you think about it.

vivalahira: Kendrick Lamar on womanhood: “There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman....

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:41:17 -0700

vivalahira:

Kendrick Lamar on womanhood:

“There’s just a certain knowledge instilled in a woman. There are these things that women have that men just can’t grasp: the understanding of love; the understanding of being; having a certain type of care in your heart and knowing when to be compassionate; knowing how to be a confidante…”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:39:55 -0700

theinturnetexplorer: So my mom and I have been working the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:39:29 -0700

theinturnetexplorer:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…humanity.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:39:22 -0700

AWWWWW

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:22:43 -0700

AWWWWW

reblogging this… because im in the back (;

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:57:12 -0700

reblogging this… because im in the back (;

"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:23:42 -0700

“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaniety of adventures and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.”

- Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost (via franki-e)

file this under “things i need to realize”

(via iloveebreakfast)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:23:11 -0700

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:34:43 -0700

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:14:12 -0700

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

“He’s your first love. I intend to be your last. However long...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:05 -0700

“He’s your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.”

fjsdfnsDf!!!!<3

AHH LOVE THEM<3

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:28 -0700

AHH LOVE THEM<3

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:16:28 -0700

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:50:53 -0700

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:50:17 -0700

hellokiera: cuhlestial: steaktumblr: This is why you marry...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:48:30 -0700

hellokiera:

cuhlestial:

steaktumblr:

This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this was seriously a struggle not to reblog

Awe OMG

una-muse-d: hkangela: some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time it means...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:16:54 -0700

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:16:27 -0700

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.