Jonathan Carroll (via themilkywhiteway)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
Thomas Moore (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
having curly hair is like playing a really
scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
Drive-In Theatre, 1951
I wish people still did this. I wish this was the most popular date destination, you drive down to a yard where there’s hundred of other couples, and just admire the openness of watching this movie. You could sit on the car bonnet with a blanket wrapped around yourselves and a flask of tea, laughing at this film whilst occasionally looking up at the night sky and admiring the stars above you. And when it gets too cold you can jump back into the car holding your lover’s hand.
There’s so many things about the past which I don’t understand why people still don’t do.
^ same :/ like a roller-skating rink!
i swear i was born in the wrong generation..